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G Pure Energy


If you have an energy fetish like me you will be BLOWN AWAY by this beverage. If you don’t like energy drinks and think Red Bull tastes like cat urine, this drink will CONVERT YOU INSTANTLY. From the makers of Voss artisan water comes a “crisp, clean, refreshing” new energy drink that not only tastes good but will kick you in the pants. Just take my word as a food connoisseur/snob that this beverage is the ambrosia of the energy drink world. Why are you still reading this?? Go buy it now!


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